SHAKE Pain-less killer 🥥🧃
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Category
Non-alcoholic
Cuisine
Mocktail
Author:
Leah Kollross
Servings
1
Prep Time
4 minutes
Calories
216
🌴 Sip Into Paradise: The Pain-less killer SHAKE Mocktail (No Booze, All Bliss)
When the summer heat hits or you just need a mental vacation, nothing transports you to the tropics like a Painkiller cocktail. But what if you could have the flavor, the vibe, and a mood-lifting twist—without the booze? Say hello to the Pain-less killer SHAKE Mocktail, your new go-to non-alcoholic escape, infused with all the good feels and zero hangover.
🍹🥥 What Is a Painkiller Cocktail, Anyway?
The classic Painkiller was born in the British Virgin Islands in the 1970s—rich, citrusy, and smooth thanks to the combination of rum, pineapple juice, orange juice, and cream of coconut. It’s the kind of drink you sip while swaying in a hammock or lounging poolside with a novel you’ll probably never finish.
But not everyone wants (or needs) the alcohol. Whether you're cutting back, taking a break, or simply want to feel better the next day, a mocktail version is the perfect solution.
💧 Meet SHAKE: The Ultimate Mocktail Upgrade
We didn’t just remove the alcohol—we added something even better. Our SHAKE beverage enhancer is fast-acting, mood-boosting, and designed to elevate your experience with zero flavor and maximum sparkle. It’s perfect for microdosing or enhancing your favorite drinks discreetly and deliciously.
🌞 Pain-less killer SHAKE Mocktail Recipe
✨ Why You'll Love This Mocktail
No hangover, ever.Creamy, citrusy, and indulgent without being heavy.SHAKE adds a microdose-friendly lift without altering the taste.Perfect for beach days, brunches, backyard hangs, or just self-care time.
Whether you’re hosting a sober-curious happy hour or just want to skip the booze without compromising flavor or fun, the Pain-less killer SHAKE Mocktail delivers sunshine in a glass—with a little something extra to help you unwind.
🌺 Customize Your Vibe
Add soda water for a lighter, fizzier take.Blend with crushed ice for a frozen tropical treat.Use other colors of unflavored SHAKE for a creative twist.Make a batch and serve in a pitcher for parties or picnics.
🎉 Zero-Proof, Full Flavor, and High Vibes
The new wave of mocktails isn’t about missing out—it’s about enhancing the moment without the crash. Our SHAKE-enhanced Pain-less killer proves you can ditch the alcohol and still feel elevated, refreshed, and totally present.
So next time you need a mental vacation (even if you’re just parked on your patio), mix up this SHAKE mocktail and let the tropics come to you.

Ingredients
-
4 oz pineapple juice
-
1 oz orange juice
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1-2 oz cream of coconut (like Coco Lopez)
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3 full droppers of SHAKE
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Ice
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Fresh nutmeg (for garnish)
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Coconut flakes (optional garnish)
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Pineapple wedge and cherry (optional garnish)
Directions
Add pineapple juice, orange juice and cream of coconut to a cocktail shaker with ice.
Shake vigorously for about 15 seconds until chilled and creamy.
Strain into a tall tiki or hurricane glass filled with fresh ice.
Grate fresh nutmeg over the top.
Add SHAKE 24k to the edges of the glass.
Garnish with a pineapple wedge and cherry if desired.
Recipe Video
Recipe Note
🌿 Pro Tip:
For extra tiki vibes, blend the ingredients with crushed ice for a frozen version, or add a splash of soda water for a fizzy lift.
Sip, sway, and enjoy the tropical escape — no passport or hangover required.
🧮 Calorie Count (per serving):
- Pineapple juice (4 oz): ~66 calories
- Orange juice (1 oz): ~14 calories
- Cream of coconut (1 oz): ~130 calories
- SHAKE enhancer (1 mL): 0 calories
- Nutmeg garnish: ~1 calorie
- Garnish (pineapple wedge + cherry): ~5 calories
👉 Total Estimated Calories: ~216 calories
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